Are You Ready For Some Football?
Well tonight you can be sure I will be hollering at my television, cheering our own New England Patriots to an opening night victory over Randy Moss and the Oakland Raiders.
For those of you who are similarly wired, and because I am an expert on all matters pertaining to the NFL (all this and I'm humble too), I have posted my sure-fire, take-em-to-Vegas-to-win-a-wad-o-cash 2005 NFL Predictions. You can look thru this document of my pre-eminent prognosticating prowess by checking the right-hand menu, and all this free of charge.
Though I am not a prophet, my deep NFL knowledge and extreme intelligence (did I mention how humble I am?) allows me to speak about football with apparent prophetic foreknowledge. Often immitated, never duplicated, check my picks and leave your adoring comments!
Don't really go to Vegas... I just said that for shock value, sort of like when Mike fired off confetti canons on Easter. But, just because I like you, here are my sure-fire, bet-the-barn-on-'em-Susie picks for week one: Patriots over Raiders; Bears over Native Americans (Redskins); Browns over Bengals; Broncos over Dolphins; Bills over Texans; Panthers over Saints; Jets over Chiefs; Seahawks over Jaguars; Vikings over Bucs; Titans over Steelers; Cardinals over the East Rutherford Giants; Chargers over Cowboys; Packers over Lions; Rams over 49ers; Colts over Ravens; Eagles over Falcons