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"Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured" ~Old Russian Proverb

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Those who know me well know that my true vice is an absolute addiction to football. During the offseason I have often suffered through withdrawals. I thank the Lord for the advent of the 365 days a year NFL Network! There is a God!

Well tonight you can be sure I will be hollering at my television, cheering our own New England Patriots to an opening night victory over Randy Moss and the Oakland Raiders.

For those of you who are similarly wired, and because I am an expert on all matters pertaining to the NFL (all this and I'm humble too), I have posted my sure-fire, take-em-to-Vegas-to-win-a-wad-o-cash 2005 NFL Predictions. You can look thru this document of my pre-eminent prognosticating prowess by checking the right-hand menu, and all this free of charge.

Though I am not a prophet, my deep NFL knowledge and extreme intelligence (did I mention how humble I am?) allows me to speak about football with apparent prophetic foreknowledge. Often immitated, never duplicated, check my picks and leave your adoring comments!

Don't really go to Vegas... I just said that for shock value, sort of like when Mike fired off confetti canons on Easter. But, just because I like you, here are my sure-fire, bet-the-barn-on-'em-Susie picks for week one: Patriots over Raiders; Bears over Native Americans (Redskins); Browns over Bengals; Broncos over Dolphins; Bills over Texans; Panthers over Saints; Jets over Chiefs; Seahawks over Jaguars; Vikings over Bucs; Titans over Steelers; Cardinals over the East Rutherford Giants; Chargers over Cowboys; Packers over Lions; Rams over 49ers; Colts over Ravens; Eagles over Falcons

5 Comments:

  • Darin,

    You forgot to put "Football Freak" in your bio! Does Shari mind?? We'll have to have a few girls-nights-out over the next five months!!

    By Jackie, at 9/09/2005 12:16 AM  

  • Sounds good to me, Jackie! Although it is really fun just to sit and watch him watch football. He's very entertaining!

    By Shari, at 9/09/2005 8:00 AM  

  • I definitely think Darin and Gary have something truly in common!!! Although I love Football, Gary is into this fantasy football thing and is constantly checking stats and scores!!! maybe they should get together for a Sunday afternoon football feast!!! haha!! Go Pats!!!

    By Denise, at 9/09/2005 11:06 AM  

  • I'll have you know, I am not about being 'entertaining to watch' as I watch football. I am helping! My team(s) need my encouragement. The referees need my help making the right calls. The commentators need my expert opinions and detailed analysis. Now, can I help it if I occasionally startle my pets and worry my children with my enthusiasm?

    By Darin, at 9/09/2005 11:18 AM  

  • man, i forgot about that Easter service... what a memory =)

    By amanda, at 9/12/2005 6:26 PM  

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