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I ran across this at gracehead.com
Take a listen to this complaint left on a church answering machine. Then take a listen to this dance/remix version of that same complaint. If you can listen to it thru stereo speakers it is even funnier. I know that I will think twice about what I say on answering machines in the future. How about you?
Take a listen to this complaint left on a church answering machine. Then take a listen to this dance/remix version of that same complaint. If you can listen to it thru stereo speakers it is even funnier. I know that I will think twice about what I say on answering machines in the future. How about you?
5 Comments:
Oh my goodness
Oh my gracious
Here I was, listening to this and VERY concerned for the church in question...
When this pulsing beat came on...
In my chair...
OH NO!
My buttocks
They was a-moving!
D--
By Higher Up, Further In, at 11/16/2005 2:36 PM
Clearly I need to upgrade the dial-up at home because I don't want to wait until tomorrow to listen.
By Radioactive Jam, at 11/16/2005 9:25 PM
Worship Band---can you learn the remix of this by Sunday??
The caller needs to learn how to handle distractions!
Thanks for sharing---this made my night!
By Jackie, at 11/17/2005 12:05 AM
I was sittin right there
In the front left seat
Just mindin my biz
And tappin' my feet
I looked up front
My mouth slammed shut
A worship band member
Was swingin' their...
Well I'm not sure
I don't know about you
But it seems to me
That's the wrong thing to do
I was watchin so hard
Findin' so much wrong
I couldn't praise God
Couldn't listen to the song
Just swingin
Just swingin
Now I said to myself
I'm better than they
Why when I worship God
My body parts stay
They don't move a round
They don't sashay
I sit real still
In my chair I stay
I'm so glad that God
His truth gave to me
No one understands
Quite so well, you see
I'm better
I'm purer
I'm sinless
It's true
I hardly need God,
Not like all of you...
D--
By Higher Up, Further In, at 11/17/2005 9:56 PM
D,
Another calling?? Food Network, Football, and now Rapping?? I'm impressed!
By Jackie, at 11/19/2005 1:48 AM
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