Take A Seat On The Throne

This morning's entertainment news lit up with reports out of London that Madonna has submitted a strange request in her contract rider for her upcoming tour - a new, hygenically sealed toilet seat for each night of her tour, that will be inspected and installed by her people, and then destroyed after it's use (no doubt to keep a flood of Madonna's toilet seats from being auctioned on eBay). You can see one of the articles here. What ever happened to rock stars asking for green M&M's? One more thought... I wonder: how much do you suppose she pays the guy who travels with her to inspect, install and then do away with her seats? How do you list it on a resume?